Year End

By | December 31, 2012

It is that time of the year when we get bombarded with all the lists from 2012:
The best songs
The best movies
The best TV shoes
etc, etc,

Well here is one list from 2012 that may just leave you scratching your head.
The List Of What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year

The list is actually broken down by body orifices listing items stuck in each that required a visit to the Emergency Room.

Here are just a few that jumped out at me:

Ear
Screwdriver
Toothpick and hairpin

Nose
Dixiecup  Huh? in the nose?
Two kitchen magnets in each nostril

Penis
Spoon Just thinking about it hurts
Soda can pop top

Vagina
Bedpost Did they have to bring the whole bed to the ER or did they cut off the bedpost while in?
Toy microphone stand
Artificial tree branch

Rectum
Loofa w/ suction cup attached
French Bread They are doing it wrong, supposed to go in the other end.

If you want to see the complete list here it is: http://deadspin.com/5971049/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year

Hope everyone has a happy and safe New Year.

13 thoughts on “Year End

  1. Kayla Lords

    You crack me up…and in answer to the Dixie Cup, I have a feeling some redneck tore it in half, rolled it up, and used it to pick his nose…but, um…I don’t actually KNOW anyone who would do that…that’s merely conjecture…I promise! 😉

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  2. vanillamom

    OMFG!!! I was cracking up… a bedpost up the hootchie? Man…I’d go to an er in a different state… mwhahahaha…and you have to be some kind of desperate to put an artificial tree branch up there (and I’m not even going to speculate about the spoon in the dick…seriously…and people call us kinks “weird”… ???)

    nilla, laughing

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  3. sosweet2362

    Lmao!!! I work in an ER and can personally attest to the strange and wonderful things people put in their orifices. The top one I saw in 2012 was a young man with an incandescent lightbulb in the rectum – big end went in first! The x-rays were priceless. ‘Cause you know, “You light up my life…”

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