It is that time of the year when we get bombarded with all the lists from 2012:
The best songs
The best movies
The best TV shoes
etc, etc,
Well here is one list from 2012 that may just leave you scratching your head.
The List Of What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year
The list is actually broken down by body orifices listing items stuck in each that required a visit to the Emergency Room.
Here are just a few that jumped out at me:
Ear
Screwdriver
Toothpick and hairpin
Nose
Dixiecup Huh? in the nose?
Two kitchen magnets in each nostril
Penis
Spoon Just thinking about it hurts
Soda can pop top
Vagina
Bedpost Did they have to bring the whole bed to the ER or did they cut off the bedpost while in?
Toy microphone stand
Artificial tree branch
Rectum
Loofa w/ suction cup attached
French Bread They are doing it wrong, supposed to go in the other end.
If you want to see the complete list here it is: http://deadspin.com/5971049/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year
Hope everyone has a happy and safe New Year.
You crack me up…and in answer to the Dixie Cup, I have a feeling some redneck tore it in half, rolled it up, and used it to pick his nose…but, um…I don’t actually KNOW anyone who would do that…that’s merely conjecture…I promise! 😉
Hmmm okay…LOL 😀
What can I say? I know strange people…
OMG! Unbelievable! LOL! Happy New Year! 🙂
I know, crazy huh. Happy New Year
Too much!! Haha! Happy New Year!!
Oh man! That’s almost better? Than the Darwin awards…
Better then the Darwin, maybe a close second…LOL
LOL!
OMFG!!! I was cracking up… a bedpost up the hootchie? Man…I’d go to an er in a different state… mwhahahaha…and you have to be some kind of desperate to put an artificial tree branch up there (and I’m not even going to speculate about the spoon in the dick…seriously…and people call us kinks “weird”… ???)
nilla, laughing
It makes you wonder doesn’t it…LOL
Lmao!!! I work in an ER and can personally attest to the strange and wonderful things people put in their orifices. The top one I saw in 2012 was a young man with an incandescent lightbulb in the rectum – big end went in first! The x-rays were priceless. ‘Cause you know, “You light up my life…”
sosweet, that is too funny, guess he was trying to shed some light on it.