It is that time of the year when we get bombarded with all the lists from 2012:
The best songs
The best movies
The best TV shoes
etc, etc,
Well here is one list from 2012 that may just leave you scratching your head.
The List Of What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year
The list is actually broken down by body orifices listing items stuck in each that required a visit to the Emergency Room.
Here are just a few that jumped out at me:
Ear
Screwdriver
Toothpick and hairpin
Nose
Dixiecup Huh? in the nose?
Two kitchen magnets in each nostril
Penis
Spoon Just thinking about it hurts
Soda can pop top
Vagina
Bedpost Did they have to bring the whole bed to the ER or did they cut off the bedpost while in?
Toy microphone stand
Artificial tree branch
Rectum
Loofa w/ suction cup attached
French Bread They are doing it wrong, supposed to go in the other end.
If you want to see the complete list here it is: http://deadspin.com/5971049/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year
Hope everyone has a happy and safe New Year.