Jolly the Naughty Elf

By | December 22, 2012

It seems some of the elves have had too much time on their hands between New Years and this Christmas.

What happens when a good elf has nothing to do?

Well it seems that in Jolly’s case he decided to do some summer reading.

He browsed the NY Times best sellers list and found some mommy porn.

Now it seems that poor Jenny Elf is in a bit of trouble as Jolly has learned some new tricks.

He made a new playroom and lured Jenny in to her demise.

Jenny let her guard down and Jolly caught her from behind.

It seems Jenny is in for a world of hurting as Jolly seems just a bit to happy with his new elf games.

Although it seems she is smiling a bit herself.

 

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This little diorama was at work this morning, 50 Shades made the rounds through the office and left it’s mark.

What was really funny is when I was looking at it just above Jenny’s head there was a little cut out of a collar with some nipple clamps attached to it.

The picture was small and I had to lean in to really see it. When I made it out I said “Oh, it’s a collar with some nipple clamps.”

A co-worker was with-in ear shot and immediately said “It’s disturbing that you know what that is.”

I didn’t say a word, I just smiled and walked away.

 

 

29 thoughts on “Jolly the Naughty Elf

      1. southernbarbie

        Yea but it was really all the “kink” that made the book popular. The plot sucked in my opinion. I get it was a fanfiction but I mean it was to obvious on what was going to happen.

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          1. southernbarbie

            I agree 100%…Like her innocent ways were sort of annoying because it was unbelievable. Most people know about Bondage and Sadism…at least one thing out of BDSM. In a way I was sort of hoping for him to be dark but thats only because love stories are blah to me, it has to be really good to catch my attention. A reason I stopped mid in the second one.

            I also agree their are some writers on FictionPress or other sights that are fantastic.

  1. Kayla Lords

    First of all, I think I love your office…second of all, it’s always a little fun to show the knowledge gained in a very vanilla setting…sitting in a meeting of all women who were drooling over 50 Shades, I casually pointed out that much better stories are available all over the net – every eye turned to look at me…until I went to the next item on the agenda for the meeting… 😉

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    1. SouthernSir

      It does have it’s moments there to be sure. Oh being a little subtle like that can be so much fun. My silence afterwards was running through her mind as she made a couple other little remarks throughout the day. I held my tongue and wouldn’t take the bait and as we wrapped things up for the week I could see her wheels were spinning….lol

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          1. Kayla Lords

            The poor vanilla world…do they know what they’re missing?…lol…teasing…vanilla works for some…just not me…

          2. Kayla Lords

            Better with chocolate syrup…dark chocolate syrup…maybe a few nuts…candy pieces….whipped cream…well, hell, now I’m hungry for dessert…lol

  2. TemptingSweets99

    This post makes me LOL! Too funny! I like Jolly’s name and Jenny does seem to have a smile on her face. Too funny about your co worker’s comment. If I were your co worker, I would have asked how you put it on. LOL! Perhaps, she has that question in mind and is trying to figure out a way to ask you. ROFLOL! 😀

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    1. SouthernSir

      Oh that would have been too funny, Would have been more then happy to explain it to her and then how they are taken off. I’m sure the look on her face would have been priceless…..hehehehe

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      1. TemptingSweets99

        LOL! Yes, priceless. You would have had to turn your camera on her for that shot. 😀

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          1. TemptingSweets99

            LOL! Oh! I’m sure she’ll be thinking about it. 🙂

          2. TemptingSweets99

            ROFLOL! If she were smart, she would! Love it! 😀

          3. TemptingSweets99

            OMG! Too funny! She should come up with a lot of stuff! Hahaha! You’d be the talk of your office. They’d have to put a cut out photo of your face over Jolly’s. Heh heh heh!

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